Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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