grandma shit on top of the toilet
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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