I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This is the high leading the old right now
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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