dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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