Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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