I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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