I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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