I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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