chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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