She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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