Sry I called you an 8
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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