.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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