To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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