He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
handjob tips. give me some.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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