The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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