watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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