There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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