he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We have started to decorate penises.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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