doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Two words: blizzard sex
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