it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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