She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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