is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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