Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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