Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
This baby is an asshole
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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