THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
