I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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