You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My pussy is not your playground.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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