That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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