You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
In other news, I just burned my penis
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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