4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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