this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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