We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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