So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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