Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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