Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
she told me i tasted like america
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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