At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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