I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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