another moral hangover. fuck.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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