Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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