Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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