She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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