yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
