I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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