she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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