I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
