love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Semen is not good for contacts.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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