The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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