Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if only i could text you this smell
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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