even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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