you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Girls should come with a carfax report
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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