Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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