Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
