maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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